Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Memoir from a High School Variety Show

 Here are few random thoughts that I had while waiting for my son's Fall Variety Show concert to begin:
1.  Good,  30 minutes early I can sit up front.  Where is everybody?
2.  (Waving back)  Hi there! I don't know who you are, but I don't want to be rude.
3.  What? It starts at 730!! Are you kidding me? I'm going to kill Max.   I am an hour early for the show.
4. There is no WIFI in this building!! Aarrgh!
5. (Shopping list) milk, paper towels,  toilet paper, dish soap.......
6. Uh oh, there is a toddler. My goodness, what a cutie but please don't sit in front of me, please don't sit in front of me, please don't sit in front of me.......they are sitting n front of me.
7.  I need some chocolate.
8.  You can't save 10 seats. Seriously. What's wrong with you?
9.  Whew, ok. They passed the baby down the row.   All I need now is a big dude wearing a hat to sit in front of me.......Here he comes. Are you kidding me?
10. There go the lights; it's show time folks!

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This is the big guy that tried to sit in front of me. You thought II was kidding, didn't you?
  My son is the one with the big hair next to the girl in the green dress on the right .




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